![]() 04/15/2016 at 16:54 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Me: “Hey babe, guess what time it is?”
Her: “Um....”
Me: “It’s time for another round of your favorite game: Good News and Bad News!”
Her: “Oh God...Why do you do this to me?”
Me: “Because we own two Fords, an old Audi, and a Mini.”
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There wasn’t any good news was there?
lol jk
![]() 04/15/2016 at 16:59 |
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Good news! The Audi was destroyed in an insurance fire! I mean a fire ... just, spontaneously combusted. Really.
![]() 04/15/2016 at 17:02 |
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That really would be a shame...Audi’s like it are getting pretty rare these days, lol.
![]() 04/15/2016 at 17:03 |
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“Bad news? The van’s head gasket took the rest of the motor with it. Good news? The t-bird has a brand-new Windstar battery!”
![]() 04/15/2016 at 17:04 |
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It’s a Quattro?
![]() 04/15/2016 at 17:05 |
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“Honey, one of the doors on my car dissolved overnight again!”
“Which car? It could have been any of them!”
![]() 04/15/2016 at 17:05 |
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Indeed it is.
![]() 04/15/2016 at 17:06 |
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I meant the original. Can you imagine having one of those? You’d HAVE to rally it.
![]() 04/15/2016 at 17:13 |
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Eh, it shares the chassis subframe, wheelbase, A-pillars and windshield rake, AWD system, and engine block with the Group B originals. Just a different head, different transmission, no turbo, and a stiffer rear chassis (yep, the sedan was stiffer and actually weighed less than the coupe).
![]() 04/15/2016 at 17:49 |
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You are a brave man to keep one in the fleet. May it not cost you thousands when it breaks ... again.
![]() 04/15/2016 at 18:20 |
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Me: “Hey babe, guess what time it is?”
Her: “Um....”
Me: “It’s time for another round of your favorite game: Good News and Bad News!”
Her: “Oh God...Why do you do this to me?”
Me: “Because we both have our own fuck buddies on the side and the pool boy whom we both share... ”
LOL
![]() 04/15/2016 at 23:22 |
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It’s pretty far onto the back burner right now. It needs about $500 to get back on the road reliably. Then a couple grand to take care of all the minor stuff. It’s a long-term project that I’m not rushing on. As long as it’s reliable by winter, I’ll be happy.
![]() 04/15/2016 at 23:41 |
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That’s the end of the story?
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“Always leave them wanting more.” - P.T. Barnum
![]() 04/16/2016 at 18:42 |
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Touche.
![]() 04/18/2016 at 09:23 |
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lol